What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee

No go.

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Next, they tried...

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom And Breath Of The Wild Updates Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes - Nintendo Life

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nintendo Appears To Have Updated Donkey Kong Bananza's Switch 2 File Size - Nintendo Life

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do you suck men's dicks?